You have fun, flirt and do the dirty with any girl that tickles your fancy. Treat them mean keep them keen and all that, and when you have had your fill you move on to the next fine specimen. Monogamy’s pretty rare for either species of the party gen to be fair. Promises of marriage, wining and dining? Nah, you just want to tap that ass.
But then one day it all starts getting old. You start feeling your age even though you’re only mid twenties. You turn to your mother and ask her to find you the kind of bird who’s never flown the nest, nor inhaled a breath of freedom. A shareef wife from back ‘home’.
Wake Up Call
STOP! Time to smell the daffodils. But you can’t, because the stench of bullshit is just overwhelming isn’t it?
So have you ever wondered what kind of husband you are going to make? Good, bad or just plain ugly!!!? Joke! Of course you’re going to try your best, you want to grow old with your wife, treat her right and all that. So have you ever thought if you can change your wild and wicked ways, so can she.
You see no one enters into a marriage wanting it to fail, when a woman says forever she means forever- scary thought isn’t it. Point is, if a girl wants to settle down with you, that means she wants to leave her past behind and be with just you. If you can be a good husband after years of playing then give her a chance to be a good wife too.
As for going back home to find a wifey, I hate to break it to you but gone are the days you’re going to find a timid and shy damsel who doesn’t answer back. Someone’s been waking those little missys up! They’ve clued up and before the plane touches Heathrow they want to know their rights, so if you’re looking for an easy sleazy way out- forget it because that shit don’t fly no more. Soon enough she’ll cotton on you’re marrying her for all the wrong reasons. Deep down you’ll know too, so the happy ever after will turn into a miserable forever.
The Virgin Pedestal
And as for the whole marrying a virgin because you think it means she is all fresh and innocent won’t mean diddly squat in the cold light of the morning after. When she sniffs out your past, because women have a sixth sense like that, the rose petals start to smell rank and the honeymoon ends. Then the real fun and games start.
But it’s not all doom and gloom. We don’t need to tell you, but we will anyway, that you can avoid this smelly situation by heeding to the following:
Learn to compromise: there is no such thing as perfect.
Don’t ask the question if you don’t want the answer to it: do you really need to know how far she went with her ex? He is her ex end of.
Great heights lead to great falls: lower your expectations, the full package as displayed by Madhuri in Hum Apke Hai Kaun doesn’t exist. (Don’t pretend you haven’t watched it)
Diamonds in the rough: or maybe just change your expectations- sometimes the real good girls are the ones you’re letting go off, after all who else is going to love you and put up with your crap.
Think for yourself: your mother isn’t going to wake up with your wife every morning for the rest of her life. Respect your parents, but grow some balls!
So happy hunting lads and remember some girls are just plain out of your league! But that’s a whole different story which we’ll leave for another day.
