Rather than support the country of their birth during the World Cup, some people would in all likelihood choose to support England’s group rivals instead, with their justification boiling down to “you’d never get called a Paki in Algeria”.
The World Cup is here – woohoo! Seriously, it has brought about a level of excitement in men that is usually reserved for when we are guaranteed sex.
Instead of sex though we now get to watch the best football nations on earth compete, nearly everyday for a month. The likes of Brazil, Argentina, Spain and everyone else are certain to make us yell like sex never has. The World Cup is the ‘beautiful game’ at its most beautiful.
However, before you get all lovey-dovey let Besharam remind you that the game is not always beautiful, in fact it can be downright ugly. So before you are engulfed with superlatives about the game let us expose the dark side of the game. Here are the 10 scummiest things to ever happen on a football pitch.
Now, at the risk of being labelled misogynistic, Besharam have yet another article to scorch sensibilities.
You know how it goes; you’re chatting up a girl and realise that she is very similar to your last girlfriend.
In our opinion, the Brit Asia TV channel is the best thing to happen to Asian music since Miss Pooja was born, so they could run over our dog and we would still like them. Brit Asia are devoted to supporting young British Asian talent, in every shape and form. They have music from all the best Asian artists out there, and interviews to boot.
They’ve got the Nightshift with Jas Johal, which is pure jokes. They also have the odd show about how all Asian men are so oppressive, which we don’t care for so much but never mind...
Besharam hit the Brit Asia Awards with a plan, pure genius some might say. A secret list of 20 questions to hit the stars with back stage, of course, some of them had a few interesting things to say.
And we have much more on the Brit Asia Awards coming up including videos and a run-down of the ceremony itself - stay tuned.
Yes yes, they’ve been given a trophy to solidify their egos...but now it’s time for Besharam to liquefy the stars back to pint-size. AMA’s backstage barefaced frolics are exposed with our own little line up...
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