There’s what girls say, and then there’s the truth…
Now, at the risk of being labelled misogynistic, Besharam have yet another article to scorch sensibilities. You know how it goes; you’re chatting up a girl and realise that she is very similar to your last girlfriend. You’re chatting to your mate about his girl and you think “I’ve heard that before!” Are they all the same? Well, we think we’ve heard them all before too, so get ready to tighten your butt cheeks girls, here’s a list of 10 things we think an Asian girl will say and a slap of reality just to balance it out…
“I hardly ever drink”
…water, but I do consume an entire brewery to make up for it.
“I am anaemic”
…yes it sounds really bad but actually just means you don’t eat properly, I feel for you anyhow.
“He is just a friend”
…yes, someone with whom you have occasional chit chat- between booty calls and gyrating gear stick sex in the back of his car. Cool.
“I will never get an arranged marriage”
…your knight in shining armour is riding his horse your way, any day now. You shouldn’t have watched Bridgette Jones.
“I get on with guys better than girls”
…yes, because girls are so bitchy and envious of you, while guys respect you. Nothing to do with the fact that the grapevine says you’re a good shag.
“My parents trust me”
…because you are such a good liar.
“I’m an independent woman”
…Destiny’s Child would be proud, but your parents have paid for your phone bill since you were 13, paid for you to live out at Uni and bought you your first car.
“You don’t understand me”
…pretty straight forward: ‘agree with me, or it’s over!’
“I love music”
…really? You’re so specal. I thought you were one of those rare humans who hate it.
“So many guys try it on with me”
…because you are so beautiful? No, it’s because you are dressed like a sket.
Should we ease up on the ladies? Or do you hear us? Do you hear the same thing in your head, as what they are actually saying? Let us know!