Rather than support the country of their birth during the World Cup, some people would in all likelihood choose to support England’s group rivals instead, with their justification boiling down to “you’d never get called a Paki in Algeria”.
You have fun, flirt and do the dirty with any girl that tickles your fancy. Treat them mean keep them keen and all that, and when you have had your fill you move on to the next fine specimen.
Monogamy’s pretty rare for either species of the party gen to be fair. Promises of marriage, wining and dining? Nah, you just want to tap that ass.
Ever told a white lie to your mates to save yourself the embarrassment of explaining why exactly you can’t just go and drink yourself silly down at the local pub?
Explained to your mum that the razor conveniently slipped out of your hand and flew up in the air, slitting your eyebrows?
Or perhaps you had to confront the awkward situation of trying to tell your girl that no, she couldn’t just stay over at your place with only one thin wall between your room and Mum and Dad’s.
Living between two contradictive cultures is a challenge no doubt. So which world do we embrace? Do we really have to choose?
The World Cup is here – woohoo! Seriously, it has brought about a level of excitement in men that is usually reserved for when we are guaranteed sex.
Instead of sex though we now get to watch the best football nations on earth compete, nearly everyday for a month. The likes of Brazil, Argentina, Spain and everyone else are certain to make us yell like sex never has. The World Cup is the ‘beautiful game’ at its most beautiful.
However, before you get all lovey-dovey let Besharam remind you that the game is not always beautiful, in fact it can be downright ugly. So before you are engulfed with superlatives about the game let us expose the dark side of the game. Here are the 10 scummiest things to ever happen on a football pitch.
Now, at the risk of being labelled misogynistic, Besharam have yet another article to scorch sensibilities.
You know how it goes; you’re chatting up a girl and realise that she is very similar to your last girlfriend.
A year on from Pakistan winning their first major ICC trophy since 1992, the T20 World Cup has hit our TV screens in a style that’s true to fashion- quickly and compactly.
With competitions like these normally every 4 years, who’s complaining? (Although old school 50 over test cricket makes us nostalgic).