Mummy Marry Me A Virgin

Mummy Marry Me A Virgin

You have fun, flirt and do the dirty with any girl that tickles your fancy. Treat them mean keep them keen and all that, and when you have had your fill you move on to the next fine specimen.

Monogamy’s pretty rare for either species of the party gen to be fair. Promises of marriage, wining and dining? Nah, you just want to tap that ass.

Cultural Correctness: Is Beer & Curry Really a Palatable Dish?

Culture Clash

Ever told a white lie to your mates to save yourself the embarrassment of explaining why exactly you can’t just go and drink yourself silly down at the local pub?

Explained to your mum that the razor conveniently slipped out of your hand and flew up in the air, slitting your eyebrows?

Or perhaps you had to confront the awkward situation of trying to tell your girl that no, she couldn’t just stay over at your place with only one thin wall between your room and Mum and Dad’s.

Living between two contradictive cultures is a challenge no doubt. So which world do we embrace? Do we really have to choose?

10 of Football’s Scummiest Moments

10 of Football's Scummiest Moments

The World Cup is here – woohoo! Seriously, it has brought about a level of excitement in men that is usually reserved for when we are guaranteed sex.

Instead of sex though we now get to watch the best football nations on earth compete, nearly everyday for a month. The likes of Brazil, Argentina, Spain and everyone else are certain to make us yell like sex never has. The World Cup is the ‘beautiful game’ at its most beautiful.

However, before you get all lovey-dovey let Besharam remind you that the game is not always beautiful, in fact it can be downright ugly. So before you are engulfed with superlatives about the game let us expose the dark side of the game. Here are the 10 scummiest things to ever happen on a football pitch.